Drumized
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UK’s DJ Scotch Egg brings powerful cosmic energy using the simplest tools available: 4 Nintendo Gameboys and a mixer. Not a noisy release by any means, instead a fully activated set of lean muscular gabber pop music that stares boldly into the sun with the jihad of a suicide vest full of gummi bears. DJ Scotch Egg has opened for DEVO, Shitmat, the Go Team, Lightning Bolt and many others. He is definitely not a DJ, he’s defiantly not Scottish and he’s probably not an Egg.

DJ Scotch Egg’s influences include Karlheinz Stockhausen, SKREAM, John Carpenter, Walter Karloss, Steve Reich, Moondog, John Cage and Speedfreaks amongst others. Many of the tracks on his Scotch Hausen album are inspired by one or more of these particular artists. The Drumized record you now hold in your hands takes cues from older trad jazz, Earache era gabber, and some of your better ringtones. This music is FUN and comes equipped with multiple replay value.

Mr. Egg also has releases on Wrong Music (home of DJ Shitmat) and Kriss Records, and frequently plays in front of thousands of people.thump.

TRACK LISTING:
1) Wwwww
2) Drumized
3) Countdown 1,2,3
4) Scotch Circus
5) Scotch Grind
6) Scotch Phantom
7) Scotch Boogy
8 ) Yea, Final Yo
9) Scotch Metronorm
10) Scotch Circus 2
11) Scotch Grind 2
12) Scotch Beatbox
13) Scotch Jazz
14) Scotch Stoner
15) Scotch Jazzzzz
16) Um

SOLIPARTY TACHELES
Fuckparade 08

Floor 1
IGoA (Terrornoize Industry)
Plague (Speedcore.ca)
Totmacha (Suizidrec., PMSatis Berlin)
Bula (Kts., Polen)
Totschläger vs Discocunt (Totschlag/Freitot Rec.)
Kreislaufstörung (Brachial Rec.)
Qualkommando (Kopfkrank Rec.)
Darkfreak (Cylex Elfenblut)
Jealousy (Schlachthof Prod., Rostock)
Psychotic Anarchist (PMSatis Köln)
Tammink vs Noizferatu (FreakShow Berlin)

Floor 2
Nihil Fist (Praxis, Sprengstoff Rec.)
Raw State -live- (Strike Rec., B2K, USR)
Lord Nazgul -live- (Tirana Terror City, Alb.)
FaTeR (Riot Rave, auf.Bruch, Fuckparade)
ZOREDOM (Dark Breakz, HH)
Boot-Sector-Viruz (Breakcorezecke.de, Fuckparade)
Cenobit (Atombunker Gransee)
Zammot -live- (Tekknoid, Berlin)
Elvira (Stupid Girl Rec., France)
Paranoia Freak (PMSatis Berlin)

Berlin
Oranienburger Str. 54-56A
U6 Oranienburger Tor
Eintritt 6€
Beginn 23h

Christoph de Babalon’s new record is in production right now and shall be
out end of July 2008. The title is “Scylla & Charybdis” – dedicated to
two unfortunate girls from greek mythology. The record features Alexandra
von Bolz’n and Hanayo on vocals. With menacing artwork by Ian Liddle. On
Cross Fade Enter Tainment [CFET].

more:

http://christophdebabalon.com/

Pillaged & Plundered EP
Eustachian / The Teknoist
AD94 / 12″ / Ad Noiseam
March 2008!

Coming just in time for their tour throughout Europe, “Pillaged & Plundered” is a clear statement of what the crowds should expect. On the one side, The Teknoist throws in two new tracks of the excellent and tasty breed of breakcore, gabber and metal which has made of him one of Europe’s most sought after producer of the genre. On their side, Eustachian opens wide the gates of Hell, mashing up grindcore, breakcore and noise with a brutality and ingenuity rarely seen so far. Watch out, these guys are after you sanity.

Tracklisting:
A1. The Teknoist: Have You Seen
A2. The Teknoist: No Such Luck
B1. Eustachian: Axbxrxbx
B2. Eustachian: Z
B3. Eustachian: The Sphagnum Bog
B4. Napalm Death: Smear Campain (Eustachian’s Trifecta Fecal Factor mix)

Artwork by Fighting
Mastering by C-Drik.

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Drunk, Drunken, Drunkard EP
Eustachian / The Teknoist
DSR28 / 12″ / Death$ucker
March 3, 2008

Eustachian is coming back to Europe and this time with UK Dance Floor Smasher “The Teknoist.” The Teknoist and Eustachian have a split 12″ coming out on Parasite’s Legendary Label “Death$ucker Records.” They both have tons of new releases coming up in 2008, on Peace Off, Ad Noiseam, Planet-Mu and Bong-ra’s up coming label “Kriss Records” to name a few.

Tracklisting:
A. Eustachian – Strongface
AA. The Teknoist – Richie’s Breakcore Love Song

Artwork by Nikibi

Slamming Dutch Breakcore for the Teddy Riley on crack in all of us. So-called intelligent dance music is for old ladies and paperboys, improve your groove and get this shit in your earhole QUICK. Chilly willy melodies and ice cold beats to shiver your spine armored axe, while you hack at the triggidy trolls and pillage the land with your guild of stank armored pig-grilled saxon hammers and pigtailed maiden coochie, YOU WILL NEED THIS. Phantom fresh programming and a sense of severity like no other, defile your mommas speakers the right way, DO IT WITH MEANDER ON LOW RES. Designed to play at volume levels of “11″ or greater, this is what the real shit sounds like son, take a lesson, yes, yes, y’all.

A1. Suicide Was My Sydney
A2. Intuitive Abstraction
B1. Dream In Reverse
B2. Assymetric Snowflake

not your monkey not your robot – the beard edition

j u n g l e t e r r o r n o i s e a v a n t g a r d e & n a s t y c o r e b r e a k b e a r d s

Dr Bastardo (peace off/u.k)
http://www.myspace.com/drbastardo
DMDN (crackbeats/trigga)
http://www.myspace.com/dj_dmdn
Sticky Note (Utreg Massive)
http://www.myspace.com/kwantodnb
Dr bibber (bananen love noise)
http://www.myspace.com/drbibber
Mendeaz (tektron happytekno)
http://www.tk07.nl/
Beard hard (nymnyr breakbeards)
http://www.myspace.com/barthard
King beard (nymnyr breakbeards)
http://www.myspace.com/kingbreaks

showtime from 22:00 till 04:00
damage 4 euro after 23u 5 euro
place tb :Kultuurhuis Bosch Arnhem

Mindtrick records presents:
MTR002 Who broke my beats? tour e.p.

Tracklist:
1a Deformer – Who broke my beats?
2a Atiq & Enk – Kaiskakunin
1b Benefit of the boomerang – Leviticus 26
2b Charly Linch – Neushoorn van noach
3b Pornologic – (-;

Listen @
http://www.mindtrick-records.com
http://www.myspace.com/mindtrickrecords
http://www.myspace.com/whobrokemybeats

Locatie: Willemeen, Arnhem
Genre: Tekno, Breakcore
Damage: 5 euro
Doors: 22:00 (entree tot 03:00)
Curfew: 05:00

Line-up :

Tektron zaal (boven):

Guigoo (narkotek) Fr
Leviathan
Joost G
Rinse
Kay (sos)
Tekneut vs Sander (Bruxisme)
Bart Hard vs.King Pin vs. Joyo vs. Nekompromat

Not Your Monkey, Not Your Robot zaal (beneden):

Cardopusher
Raxyor
Rioteer
FFF
Bart Hard
King Pin
Nano.Strike

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